Poor Negleted Nettie, Not a post about sweet Nettie. Not a mention of Nettie. Not even the littlest Note about Nettie. What’s a Nettie to do? She would Never make a comment on a blog about it! Nice Nettie would Never do that! Neither would Nettie request an ode to Nettie!
Aahhh….poor Nettie. We should pay tribute to Nettie.
Nice Nettie: She is sincerely one of the friendliest gals around.
Nighttime Nettie: Nettie doesn’t know that a traditional work day ends at 5pm. How about 2am, 3am, oh, let’s just stay all night! But have you seen her work? It’s amazing!
Noisy Nettie: Have you heard her laugh?
Nonconformity of a Martin Nettie: Nettie is certainly not the classic Martin girl. She actually likes grass roots bands, art, and fashion (although she is tutoring the youngest in her fine wisdom).
Nursemaid Nettie: Only she would entertain all of the kids at my brother’s wedding while the rest of us gorged ourselves on good food and visiting.
Non-nosy Nettie: She is the only Martin girl who knows how to keep her mouth shut! Does anyone really know what Nettie is thinking?
Nails Nettie: Nettie does Not Necessarily Need her Nails done to feel complete. After her first Pedicure (if you can call it a pedicure) she No longer Needed another (I don’t blame you).
Nervous Nettie: The B word makes her Nervous. (B-O-Y-S)
Nacho Nettie: What Martin doesn’t like food from Mi Ranchito! Plus–she’s a quarter hispanic and doesn’t she look it!
Navigation Nettie: Come on, she’s got class zipping around town in her adorable Jetta. Her snazzy VW epitomizes the gal!
Nautical Nettie: Nettie loves swimsuits, suntans, and swimming-j/k But she sure is a good aunt in the pool with her favorite nieces and nephews.
Noble Nettie: She truly has Noble qualities and is a daughter of God.
Nonathletic Nettie: Never put Nettie on a basketball court, baseball diamond, but I’ve heard possibly on a tennis court!
Nauseous Nettie: Nettie has more real ear infections and sore throats than anyone I know. Could it be related to Nighttime Nettie?
Nanny Nettie: Nettie loves to snuggle with her Sophie, her Lizzy, her Andrew, and her Ethan. She loves to help at dinnertime, bathtime, and bedtime. But ask her to help you wake kids up in the morning and get them all out the door by 7a.m. Not going to happen!
Nickname Nettie: How cool would it be to have the Nickname Nettie, Nettles, Net, Netster, Nettie Spaghetti?
No-show Nettie: Only Nettie would claim not to come to Oregon because she has to work (and then can be found in NYC, Bahamas, Florida, California, and at any rock band concert-we don’t blame you!)
Nonstick Nettie: Only she can razz Brian and take his teasing insults in stride and throw them right back at him. He can’t get them to stick. She’s amazing (I am still trying to learn this fine art).
Nostrils Nettie: Love that nose!
Northpole Nettie: Certainly her favorite season of clothing-fall/winter. And boy has she got style!
Nonfiction Nettie: What was the last book you read Nettie?
Needle Knitting Nettie (we will give it an honorary “N”): Her tigers are crucial to my boys. We love your stitchin’ ability. Bedtime isn’t the same without them.
Nit-picky Nettie: As a child she would eat a very specific list of foods and nothing else. She basically ate lots of cold cereal.
Nonprofit Nettie: I mean come on, she is the poor struggling artist in the family. Not the rich nurse!
Nocturnal Nettie: Ask her roommates.
Nutritious Nettie: Nettie knows that a bowl of cereal CAN BE EATEN on the freeway while driving to work. And she is the only Martin who will join our family for some good sushi!
Nordic Nettie: A very good snowboarder.
Noodle Nettie: I’ve heard stories about a late night, her nostrils, some cousins and a spaghetti noodle.
Neat Nettie: Her roommate (and sister) find her very organized and orderly–NOT!
Nylon Nettie: Boy when this girl dresses up she is one hot sexy gal!
Nomadic Nettie: Where’s Nettie going to live in 6 months? Not in the home she was going to build on the land she sort-of bought!
Narcotic Nettie: Don’t give her a pair of tweezers and tell her just to “lightly touch-up” your eyebrows.
Nuts and bolts Nettie: Certainly the one to go to with any music question and I-pod related question, because hey, she’s owned 3 already.
Love ya Nettie-